Every Tuesday night I lie awake in a cold sweat worrying that somehow in the subsequent days since the last BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY, through some voodoo or witchery, everyone learned how to tweet responsibly.
And every week I’m relieved. Exhale.
Thanks Ice Cube. It was touch and go for a second there but I’m cool now. Let’s get started.
When Hallowe’en falls on a Monday it’s a great chance to get dressed up twice! Everyone over 12 years old went as God-knows-what on Saturday night and stumbled into work this morning as the walking dead. Don’t worry there’s still a lot of Hallowe’en fun to look forward to.
The scariest part is that this guy has kids. More twitter terror after the jump.