Best Worst Yule Log Wednesday #hohonoooo
‘Twas the BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY before Christmas and all throughout Twitter, not a creature was posting not even jowly country star Vince Gill.
Everyone is getting in the Christmas spirit.
#yuletidewoof #spellcheck #kissedagirlandwoofedit
Fire up your yule logs, it’s the Holiday Edition of BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY and Mrs. Clause is feeling weird.
Too weird.
Holidays are personal.
For Courtney Stodden, Christmas is all about nipples.
Every Christmas morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of Mark McGrath’s girlfriend’s Christmas tree.
A greater joy than that? Probably not. Unless you’re a jew.
Or just lost in time.
Or Joe Rogan. No silent nights for the Rogan family this year.
Brandy is taking time out to break bread with her fellow man.
Courtney Love shared a warm moment with friends, new and old.
And Brody Jenner isn’t letting old acquaintance be forgot.
She can’t help you now, Brody. She’s gone.
Women’s Health Magazine is celebrating the holidays with fear-mongering.
Mariah is getting ready with a new video and a grainy profile shot in a mall?
And Rihanna spins the dreadle with a risky hashtag. Feliz navidad.
Wooooof. This is like some kind of Tim Burton holiday shit, guys.
Where are you Christmas? How can I find you?
There it is! Nonsense merriment! Exclamation points! Songs that sound vaguely pirate-y! Bret Michaels looking uncomfortable at a children’s hospital!
Christmas is saved! Wait, what is Christmas supposed to be about again?
Who needs it when you’ve got this.
Ho ho noooooo.
-DMJ
(12/21/2011)
