It’s been a long time, we shouldn’t have left you, without some Best Worst Tweets to step to.
But now we’re back!
Yes, Vinny. It’s possible. Happy Jersday to everyone!
After Kanye West’s triumphant return to Twitter, and our triumphant celebration, we didn’t imagine it could get any better.
But it did.
How could we leave you all alone, when we have to share what’s on our minds?
You took the words right out of our mouths, Kanye.
And so, with no further fanfare, let’s hop aboard this sinking ship. Happy Best Worst Everything, guys.
‘Twas the BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY before Christmas and all throughout Twitter, not a creature was posting not even jowly country star Vince Gill.
Everyone is getting in the Christmas spirit.
#yuletidewoof #spellcheck #kissedagirlandwoofedit
Fire up your yule logs, it’s the Holiday Edition of BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY and Mrs. Clause is feeling weird.
Holidays are personal.
For Courtney Stodden, Christmas is all about nipples.
Every Christmas morning there’s a halo hanging from the corner of Mark McGrath’s girlfriend’s Christmas tree.
A greater joy than that? Probably not. Unless you’re a jew.
Or just lost in time.
Or Joe Rogan. No silent nights for the Rogan family this year.
Brandy is taking time out to break bread with her fellow man.
Courtney Love shared a warm moment with friends, new and old.
And Brody Jenner isn’t letting old acquaintance be forgot.
She can’t help you now, Brody. She’s gone.
Women’s Health Magazine is celebrating the holidays with fear-mongering.
Mariah is getting ready with a new video and a grainy profile shot in a mall?
And Rihanna spins the dreadle with a risky hashtag. Feliz navidad.
Wooooof. This is like some kind of Tim Burton holiday shit, guys.
Where are you Christmas? How can I find you?
There it is! Nonsense merriment! Exclamation points! Songs that sound vaguely pirate-y! Bret Michaels looking uncomfortable at a children’s hospital!
Christmas is saved! Wait, what is Christmas supposed to be about again?
Who needs it when you’ve got this.
Ho ho noooooo.
Like other typical suburban girls, we spent our sixteenth birthdays shopping for roxy tshirts at the mall and then drinking mike’s hard lemonade in a park somewhere.
The bigger littlest Kardashian, on the other hand, had a little help from MTV.
Can you imagine if our sixteenth birthday parties had been televised? #whoswatching #noone #thankgod #shameoverforlife
In our perfect world, every girl wakes up on Sunday morning to 24 twitpics by Kanye West over a 15 hour period.
We’re so glad you’re back on Twitter, Kanye. Kanye is largely overlooked over here at BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY and like leaving your cat alone for too long and then coming home to a duvet covered in barf, now we have a big mess to clean up.
We present to you, in chronological order, the last 15 hours of Kanye’s Twitter feed. Use it responsibly.
Drugs are bad, kids.
A lot has happened in Twitter news this past week, from Alec Baldwin losing his shit on an airplane, to Britney’s engagement, to Kanye West’s much anticipated return to Twitter, to this monstrosity. How can we deal with it all?
Well, take comfort. Rob Kardashian is still keeping cool.
I just got spat on by a bum. He looked me right in the eye and spat on me. Not even so much as a kiss my foot or have an apple.
Now now, Brooke. Can’t you see I’m pre-partum depressed over here.
Uggggh. Just follow Regis or something.
Put a sock in it, Brooke. It’s Wednesday, it’s raining, the bums are rising up and, as usual, no one knows how to tweet.
All right BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY, let’s get bum-spit weird.
I hear you Michelle. I missed my turn last wednesday and I confess, I feel bad for it.
These are my confessions…
Every Tuesday night I lie awake in a cold sweat worrying that somehow in the subsequent days since the last BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY, through some voodoo or witchery, everyone learned how to tweet responsibly.
And every week I’m relieved. Exhale.
Thanks Ice Cube. It was touch and go for a second there but I’m cool now. Let’s get started.
Sunday nights are meant for lounging so here are a few lazy things to ponder with us:
1. Never do a Twitter search for the hashtag #meat.
2. Jay Z’s Twitter is impeccable.
3. Even though I know it’s probably ripe for parody, I refuse to follow Chris Brown. #toosoon
Are you ready, Larry King?
Last week’s BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY’s hamster eating and bird release fried the best worst motherboard and we couldn’t get the best worst system back online until today. It was touch and go for a second there but we think we know what happened.
That’s a lot of technical jargon, Aubrey. Could you maybe put it in laymen’s terms for us?
It’s coming together now just in time for this week’s tech support edition of BEST WORST TWEET WEDNESDAY.